[And just like that, within an hour, Hu Tao did as she promised. While she didn't want to disappoint this new person about seeing her polearm, she knew she had to do something to ensure that he still had his hopes up.

Should he look closer, he'll see her holding said polearm. Who may or may not be wearing a wig, a mustache, and some googly eyes.]

Of course I have. It wouldn't be fair if I were lying now, wouldn't it? What about you? Are you ready to meet the polearm of your dreams?