[ whoa okay so that's new. he's never been to some super cool training grounds. wait.

his response is embarrassingly quick and excited sounding. ]

Wait, you mean like Fight Club? [ catching himself here— ] Hold on, we can't talk about that, right?

[ he says this like it's such a matter-of-fact rule. idiot. ]

A-Anyway, I'm, uh, not much of a fighter myself. Never done it before, I mean. [ COUGH ] But I wouldn't mind watching? Sounds pretty awesome...

[ real life fight club!?!? ]