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[horrifictie]

greetings citizens.

behold: the city speaks! it is a raven that appears in my mind's eye, without a voice and yet with speech all the same. cool cryptid shit. im a superstar prophet now.

do you have any questions you want to ask the city? i'll ask them for you. no lame questions and only one a person! cant waste my new friends time with TRIVIAL mortal concerns.

[ ooc: this is related to harry's new power and questions will be relegated to the mods for answers. there might be a response delay while I wait for the mods to respond so just keep that in mind! ]

Comments

[horrifictie]

why not?

[everblooms]

[ how do you say "sephiroth is in your faction, harry" without saying that. ]

why DID you post this anyway

[horrifictie]

i want to be helpful to people.

[everblooms]

alright.

[ ugh. she only half believes this, but it does get to her. ]

it's complicated... even if i don't quite understand it
but people get scared when they don't understand it, or they want it for themselves

[horrifictie]

people dont want to listen to cities, aerith.
they want to rule them.
or destroy them entirely, either through war or economic deterioration.

[everblooms]

i know, harry. it's okay.
we'll stop it.

[horrifictie]

we will!
by destroying capitalism and killing the bourgeois.
get the guns aerith!

[everblooms]

so you're really a guns guy?
what kind of gun should i get?

[horrifictie]

well
there was this one girl in shuten who said she wanted a grenade launcher
maybe you should get one too?

[everblooms]

oooh
maybe i could be the best grenade launcher user in hell!

[horrifictie]

you would have to fight for it with haru!
she's as cute as a button
and
mildly terrifying!!!!

[everblooms]

i don't want to fight for it!!
i'm more of a magic user anyway

[horrifictie]

oh ok that's cool
do you fight with doves from the hat or cards from the sleeve?

[everblooms]

[ actually... ]

do you?

[horrifictie]

no?
i fight with my fists and a gun.

[ which, he does not have, but nobody needs to know that... ]

[everblooms]

[ famous last words. ]

do you have a gun?

[horrifictie]

i do have a gun.

[everblooms]

you got a promotion? congratulations, harry!

[ OH NO ]

[horrifictie]

no i didnt get a promotion!
i have a gun because i am a cop!

[everblooms]

can you still be a cop in shuten???

[horrifictie]

you're doing that thing again where you're annoying and get away with it by being cute!!!!!!

[everblooms]

who, me??? never!

[ :) ]

[horrifictie]

yes you! always!

[everblooms]

i'm always cute! is that it?

[horrifictie]

aerith your tricks will not work on me.
because i too am incredibly annoying and get away with everything!
not by being cute
by being extremely annoying.