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[horrifictie]

greetings citizens.

behold: the city speaks! it is a raven that appears in my mind's eye, without a voice and yet with speech all the same. cool cryptid shit. im a superstar prophet now.

do you have any questions you want to ask the city? i'll ask them for you. no lame questions and only one a person! cant waste my new friends time with TRIVIAL mortal concerns.

[ ooc: this is related to harry's new power and questions will be relegated to the mods for answers. there might be a response delay while I wait for the mods to respond so just keep that in mind! ]

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[horrifictie]

im VERY cool
im so cool that im disco and that's as cool as cool can get
stop harshing on my swag

[ (he really hopes that lingo isn't outdated...) ]

[horrifictie]

you would think the access would be convenient but it is actually not.
i didn't even know my name for a good couple of days
anyway i know enough about my past and it's shit so i don't care

[worldbent]

I see.

Have you started over, then? Having a second chance is quite rare.

I hope you enjoy it to its fullest.

[identitycrisiscore]

...disco?
i've never heard that one before.
that mean something specific where you come from?

[ Sorry, Harry. But maybe you can salvage this. ]

[holeful]

But aren't you a cop, Detective Du Bois?

[horrifictie]

yes
and that's why i know better than anyone else.

[holeful]

You and the lieutenant have very different takes on your line of work.

[horrifictie]

naturally!
kim is an enlightened moralist

[holeful]

[Fukuda is not entirely sure what that means, but.]

He was really kind and understanding to me. I respect him a lot. But then I think you're very cool, detective!

[horrifictie]

for fucks sake
why do so many people not know about disco in hell!
am i going to need to educate you all?
it's music!
it's partying!
it's a way of life!

[identitycrisiscore]

never heard of it.
sorry to disappoint.

[ No he isn't. ]

if it's a way of life, i'm sure not understanding what makes it cool.

[horrifictie]

that's because you don't get it.
either you get it or you don't and you clearly don't.
i'm going to need to teach you.
no two ways about it.

i shouldn't be doing tags today but i could not let this one go

[identitycrisiscore]

[ ...What. ]

let me get this straight.
you're going to teach me...
about... 'disco'?

lmao

[horrifictie]

you read right!
you and me?
we're going clubbing

[identitycrisiscore]

[ Oh no. Ohhh no. Oh no no no. ]

why do i get the feeling you won't take no for an answer?

[horrifictie]

because you're a smart lad

[identitycrisiscore]

[ He truly hates it here sometimes. ]

alright.
you get one night to convince me.
you figure out what this 'clubbing' is gonna entail.

[horrifictie]

one night is all i need
be ready when i call on you

[identitycrisiscore]

oh, believe me.
i'll keep my schedule open.
i have to see this to believe it.